The Yes Prime Minister Files. The Thatcher script. First airtime 2. January 1. Length approx. 4 minutes Cast. Crew. Jim Hacker MP. Paul Eddington. Writers. Margaret Thatcher Bernard Ingham. Sir Humphrey Appleby. The Little Mermaid Script For a printerfriendly version of this script, click here. An ocean. Birds are flying and porpoises are swimming happily. INT. WELTON ACADEMY HALLWAY DAY A young boy, dressed in a school uniform and cap, fidgets as his mother adjusts his tie. MOTHER Now remember, keep your. Free movie scripts letters dj. Oliver Script taken from a transcript of the screenplay andor the 1968 musical movie and play. Writing UNIX Scripts Introduction. In UNIX, commands are submitted to the Operating System via a shell. A shell is an environment which allows commands to be issued. Two Switch Forward Converter Topology here. Ive been the officiant for 3 of my friends weddings and this script I wrote has worked every, single time. Take it, make it your own, and have funNigel Hawthorne. Prime Minister. Margaret Thatcher. Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher was so taken by the Yes. Minister series, that she wrote a sketch herself together with her Press. Secretary Bernard Ingham. In it she played the Prime. WrKmvspGw/0.jpg' alt='Anything Goes Script' title='Anything Goes Script' />Minister, Paul Eddington was playing Jim Hacker Minister of the Department for. Administrative Affairs and Nigel Hawthorne played Sir Humphrey Permanent. Secretary of the Department for Administrative Affairs. It was played on the. National Viewers and Listeners Awards 1. Below is the script of this sketch. Real. Video. Excerpts from the Thatcher script. SCRIPT Prime Minister Ah, good morning Jim, Sir Humphrey. Do. come in and sit down. Hows your wife Is she wellJim Hacker Puzzled Oh yes, fine, Prime Minister. Fine. Thank you. Yes. PM Good. So pleased. Ive been meaning to have a word with you for some. Ive got an idea. JH Brightening visibly An idea, Prime Minister Oh good. Sir Humphrey Guardedly An idea, Prime Minister PM Well, not really an idea. Its gone beyond that actually. Ive given it. quite a bit of thought and Im sure you, Jim, are the right man to carry it out. Its got to do with a kind of institution and you are sort of responsible for. SH Cautiously Institutions, Prime Minister JH Decisively Oh yes, institutions fall to me. Most definitely. And you want. I suppose PM Set one up Certainly not. I want you to get rid of one. JH Astonished Get rid of one, Prime Minister PM Yes. Its all very simple. I want you to abolish economists. JH Mouth open Abolish economists, Prime Minister PM Yes, abolish economists. SH Silkily All of them, Prime Minister PM Yes, all of them. They never agree on anything. They just fill the heads of. JH Coming around to the idea I see your point, Prime Minister. Cant have the. nations time wasted on curious notions, can weNo. SH Sternly Minister. PM Quite right, Jim. Absolute waste of time. Simply got to go. JH Uncertain Simply got to go PM Motherly Yes Jim. Dont worry. If it all goes wrong I shall get the blame. But if it goes right as it will then youll get the credit for redeploying a. Probably get promotion too. SH Indignantly Resources Resources, Prime Minister Were talking about. PM Were, Sir Humphrey. Were. JH Decisively Yes Humphrey, were. Were going to get rid of them. PM Well, its all settled then. Ill look forward to receiving your plan for. Tomorrow, shall we say Id like you to announce it before it. JH Brightly Tomorrow then, Prime Minister. PM Yes. Well, go and sort it out. Now, Sir Humphrey. SH Innocently Degree, Prime MinisterPM Firmly Yes, Sir Humphrey, degree. Your degree. You have one, I take it. Permanent Secretaries do, or perhaps two SH Modestly Er, well actually, Prime Minister, a double first. PM Congratulations, Sir Humphrey, but what inSH Weakly Politics. PM Soothingly Capital, my dear Sir Humphrey. Youll know exactly where to. SH Bleakly Yes, Prime Minister. Exit Jim Hacker and Sir HumphreyPlot inconsistency Sir Humphrey has no degrees in. From the episode The Greasy Pole we know he has a. Classics from Baillie College, Oxford.