Composed India apply the choke, clueless South Africa tighten it. Two batsmen one with a full length dive trying desperately to make it inside the crease, as if their lives depended on it, perfectly athletic but only to be spotted at the wrong end, completely summed up South Africa on a sunny afternoon at the Oval clueless. Assuming that the receivers are unable to be a major impact, it is critical that the Colts get their running game going. Not only so that they can help the passing. The Proteas were already recuperating from AB de Villiers run out when Faf Du Plessis edged one to short third man off Ravichandran Ashwin and in mother of all comical mix ups, David Miller was sold down the river by Du Plessis. It was utter chaos. Just like South Africas entire innings post the 1. Faf Du Plessis R and David Miller L were involved in a comical run out against India. ICCOn the eve of the crunch must win match at The Oval, the common theme among the two captains was calmness and composure. Kohli had asserted the importance of striking a good balance between passion and over excitement. De Villiers was on the same plane. It is really important to stay calm, de Villiers said. Not get overexcited. The tendency will be there, because we all live for these kinds of moments. It doesnt take an Einsteins brain to know that South Africa and big games dont go hand in hand. Theres always nervous energy floating around. Clueless Game Full' title='Clueless Game Full' />Conan gets into the spooky Halloween spirit by playing Slender, Amnesia, Outlast in total darkness. More Clueless Gamer httpteamcoco. With loads of sass and style, Clueless won the hearts of a generation and became one of the most beloved comingofage comedies of all time. But even if youre a. Doyel Pointing fingers at clueless T. Y. Hilton and the hopeless Colts. Colts receiver T. Y. Hilton We got to take some pride up front and block for Brissett. In a virtual quarterfinal at the sunbathed Oval, a composed India applied the choke, and a clueless South Africa doubled it. Clueless Game Full' title='Clueless Game Full' />De Villiers spoke of importance of calmness but on the field, it seems as if there is some magnetic force that pulls them to the opposite end in crunch matches. On a good batting surface at the Oval, they failed to find the balance between caution and aggression often displaying moments of brain fade. Calmness took turn of overcautious approach. There were early nerves and India pounced upon them. Bhuvneshwar Kumar and Jasprit Bumrah started off a tad scratchily as they struggled to hit right lengths first up. However amidst minimal assistance in the air and off the pitch, they soon got into the groove and hit the good and back of the length areas without giving any room. That accuracy choked the South African openers. T4Ak9ILN1iE/0.jpg' alt='Clueless Game Full' title='Clueless Game Full' />The fielders injected energy which pegged the Proteas back. Kohli might have had Amla back in the hut as early as the third over but his off balanced throw from mid off missed the stumps with Amla struggling big time. After three fours in first six overs, South Africa went 3. The pacers, especially asphyxiated De Kocks scoring through the off side. After the first powerplay, the Proteas had a run rate of 3. They were more cautious than a first time parent taking their child out of the house for the first time. Even De Villiers was surprised by the approach. They put pressure on us. Going at 3 and half or 4 an over, thats not the way we usually bat, De Villiers said in presentation ceremony. We got something going until those run outs that cost us dearly today. We never got going. We were hoping to play a better game of cricket today. We did not plan to play conservative cricket up front. They bowled pretty well. They didnt miss the mark a lot, he added. The feeling was that the openers would cut loose sooner or later but Ravichandran Ashwin and Hardik Pandya maintained the stranglehold. Ashwin varied his line, length and pace beautifully. They were forcing South Africa to manufacture shots. They were making them earn it the hard way. India bowled 6. 1 dot balls 5. We contained well at the start. Aff4sBaJUrmWoNQV1dlw/clueless_the_game-4.jpg' alt='Clueless Game Full' title='Clueless Game Full' />The ball wasnt swinging, so we wanted to stick to a tight line, not give them room. That was the basic plan for us, Bumrah said in the presentation ceremony. The Indian bowlers read the conditions well and executed their plans to perfection which left even De Villiers impressed. It wasnt a pitch to pick up a lot of wickets in the first 1. De Villiers said in the post match conference. All they did was to try and hit the top of off stump with a nice tight fielding unit around, squeezing a lot of dot balls around us, not allowing any soft deliveries around the off stump. There were no easy boundary options for us. They assessed the conditions well. They knew they couldnt afford to bowl for wickets with two slips, so they went back to more of a defensive play and just tried to squeeze us and if a bowling unit does that, its very difficult to get away, the South Africa captain added. And then, In Ravi Shastris words, Something had got to give. Amla took the first step towards acceleration when he shuffled way across and hit one over deep square leg for a six, his first boundary in 2. Pandya and then another one three balls later through fine leg. There was an element of risk involved and India could sniff a chance. Two more overs went without a boundary and then Amla was goaded into one more risky shot which flew wide of mid off four four. A delivery later he finally succumbed to relentless pressure, edging a quicker one behind off Ashwin. A subdued De Kock reached his fifty but the frustration of off side choke got to him as he swung one across the line off Jadejas straighter one and perished in the 2. Out of the 5. 3 runs, De Kock was allowed to score just 1. An under pressure De Villiers strode out to the middle and tried to up the ante with Du Plessis. However, they were up against a pumped up and livewire Indian side that was everywhere on the field stopping tight singles, diving, whizzing in rocket throws, cheekily flicking throws onto the stumps which instilled gremlins inside the minds of the batsmen. A couple of run outs were missed by the captain and another moment of indecision wasnt far away. Three overs later it arrived and walloped the South Africa captain who was undone by Hardiks powerful throw and Dhonis ultra fast hands. The panic had invariably set in and from then on South Africa kept stepping on the same old knock out rake, just like a nervous student who commits the same silly mistakes under pressure in final exams despite acing their mock tests. South Africa crumbled to 85. De Kocks wicket which included three run outs. Paint Shop Pro 9 Keygen here. They played out 5. India as they maintained the stranglehold throughout. There was no coming back from then on for the Proteas as they crumbled to an eight wicket defeat. Our bowlers bowled really well and the fielders backed it up as well. I would say we had a complete performance in the field, Kohli said in the presentation ceremony. The pressure was built by the bowlers and that resulted in the breakthroughs in the field but its important to grab those opportunities as well, Kohli said in the post match conference. Kohlis astute bowling changes and field placements played a crucial part. He gave his team a 61. Pakistan game with onus on improvement. On Sunday, it was 91. With the wicket of Imran Tahir, they had now effected six run outs in the tournament, most by any team. Upping the intensity in the field was one of Indias main motives and their fielding breathed life into the team after the shock loss to Sri Lanka in the last match. This kind of fielding performance was something what we required. Before going out we had a chat in the huddle that I want everyones intensity go up and that was a conscious effort we have to make individually, Kohli added. From being overcautious to overanxious, South Africas performance was no surprise yet it left fans in disbelief. It even left De Villiers clueless with no answer to why South Africa keep on failing on the big stage. I dont know what happened there today, I wouldnt like to blame guys out there, its just one of those things that happen, De Villiers said of the three farcical run outs in the South Africa innings. The Most Clueless TV Parents Ever Todays News Our Take. As niche and specific as TV has become in recent years, theres one group of people who are always shafted parents, especially in sitcoms. It seems every other show nowadays is filled with seriously clueless parents who never know where their kids are, what theyre doing, or who theyre doing it with until its too late. Some may argue that drives plots, but others see it as lazy writing. Seriously, give us one TV couple or even just a single parent who actually pays attention to their children, and figures out what theyre up to before things go from bad to worse. The Gifteds Greatest Superpower Is Its Family. Stef and Lena Adams Foster on The Fosters. Photo Vu Ong, Channel. While Stef and Lena make one badass power couple, they never seem to had the slightest idea what their five rambunctious children were up to until the situations escalated to the point of no return. George and Anne Juergens on The Secret Life of the American Teenager. Photo ABC via Getty Images. To be fair, none of the parents on the show had a clue what their kids were doing, but since Amy Juergens was the main high schooler with a problem, we were treated to more scenes with George and Anne. Fred Andrews on Riverdale. Photo Diyah Pera, Diyah PeraThe CWLike father, like son. While the internet is painfully aware of Archies cluelessness, we also need to talk about Freds cluelessness. Papa Andrews didnt know his son was screwing his teacher, investigating an open murder case, or hanging out in Serpents territory. No Father of the Year award this year, Fred. Hugh and Judy Neutron on The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron Boy Genius. Your son built a rocket that flies to the moon, pants that walk without a human in them, and a robotic dog, but you never knew what mischief he was up to on a regular basis Cmon, guys. Mom and Dad on The Fairly Odd. Parents. Goofy and ridiculous as they were, Timmy Turners parents honestly had no business being called parents. They called him Tommy more than once, and had zero idea their son had two fairy godparents who routinely got him into serious trouble. Seriously, how long do they think goldfish are supposed to live, anywayGeorge Jefferson on The Jeffersons. Photo Bettmann Archive. George may have been movin on up, but not in the parent department. He was so busy with his dry cleaning service, insulting his neighbors, and dancing that he didnt have any extra time to keep tabs on his son. Joyce Summers on Buffy the Vampire Slayer. God bless Joyce Summers, but she wasnt the sharpest stake in a vampire slayers arsenal. This woman actually asked her daughter who had literally just killed a vampire in front of her if she was sure she was a vampire slayer. Buffy even asked her mom why Joyce couldnt figure it out after washing blood out of her daughters clothing all the time. Hal Wilkerson on Malcolm in the Middle. Hal was as clueless as his wife Lois was overbearing when it came to his sons. They do say opposites attract. It was kind of a miracle Hal didnt get one of his sons addicted to cigarettes after leaving them hidden around the house. Oh, wait. He did. Phil Dunphy on Modern Family. Photo ABCPhil was full of life, which made up for his not so full head. While he was a loving parent, he didnt seem able to keep track of his kids, and never knew what they were up to until after they got busted for it. Drs. James and Ann Possible on Kim Possible. Kims parents were both brilliant humans with impressive jobs a rocket scientist and a neurosurgeon but they sucked at keeping tabs on their teenager daughter. Neither seemed to care or know where Kim traveled to or who she fought against. They just told her, Good job, and gave her a pat on the back. Ok. 1. 1. George Lopez on George Lopez. Photo Wire. Image for Gibson Guitar. As with most TV fathers who exhibited the bumbling da trope, George ended up starting fires in his childrens lives, and his wife was the one who put them out. Sigh. 1. 2. Mom and Dad on Dexters Laboratory. Dexter and Dee Dees mom and dad were the poster children for oblivious parents. Seriously, how clueless do you have to be not to know your son had a ginormous lab hidden in your house Their electricity bill had to have been through the roof. Bob Duncan on Good Luck Charlie. Photo Bob DAmicoDisney Channel. While he improved during the series, Bob started out as a dad who literally didnt know where his son went to school or even when his birthday was. DUDE. 1. 4. Pam Fields, Ella Montgomery, Ashley Marin, and Veronica Hastings on Pretty Little Liars. Photo Eric Mc. Candless, ABC Family via Getty Images. The Liars dads were just as clueless, but they rarely seemed to even be on show, so were focusing on the moms. These four women knew how tormented their daughters were and never once thought, Gee, maybe we should move after all this drama and murder has happened in our backyard and some maniac is targeting our child. They were too busy drinking wine and getting locked in a basement, I guess. Homer Simpson on The Simpsons. Photo FOXFamily Guy patriarch Peter Griffin also deserved to be on this list, but, lets face it Homer was the true adult cartoon dad who earned the I Know Nothing About My Children award. Like with other bumbling dads on this list, Homer forgot his own childrens names and constantly did things that put them in danger. But, he just shrugged it off with a good ol doh1. Frank Gallagher on Shameless. Photo Chuck HodesSHOWTIMEFrank was rarely sober, and even when he is, it was a miracle he could remember the names of his own kids. He was constantly asking what was going on again, whenever he was sober and never got his childrens ages correct. Herman Munster on The Munsters. Photo Archive Photos, Getty Images. Though a sweet, lovable monster, Herman didnt know what was happening with his kid, nor with the rest of the world. He thought everyone including his normal niece was weird, never once realizing his family were the ones who were fish out of water. Ted and Karen Wheeler on Stranger Things. Mike Wheelers parents didnt even know a girl with psychokinetic powers was living in their house, so how observant can they be They also never knew where Mike and Nancy were, even though their sons friend was missing and later found dead. I know it was the 8. Murray Goldberg on The Goldbergs. Photo ABCMurray couldnt even keep track of his kids names, grade levels, or ages. He never knew what Adam, Barry, and Erica were interested in, even when they told him and retold him, because he was too busy sitting in his underwear watching TV. Thankfully, his wife, Beverly Goldberg, knew all about their kids much to their annoyance. Colonel Steven Shay on i. Speed Programs Gearz on this page. Carly. Carly and Spencers dad was in the U. S. Air Force and literally only showed up to physically check in on his kids during the series finale. Needless to say, he was totally clueless about the shenanigans his kids had gotten into while he was stationed in various cities around the world. Rick and Lori Grimes on The Walking Dead. While Ricks attentive parenting skills greatly improved as the show progressed, he and wife Lori never kept a watchful eye on young Carl during Seasons 1 and 2. Remember how Carl never stayed in the house Yeah, because his parents couldnt keep track of their only son in a world ravaged by the undead. Half the time they never even knew he was wandering about on his own. Ontario Drivers License Security Features.